Never run behind

Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!

Jan, 13 2012 106 chars (1 sms) 1064 views Funny

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Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

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rat 2 baje

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Wisest thought of the

Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."

When words fails

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Medical Shayari When

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once a ant and

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A pig fell in love

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Best punishment dat

Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network!!

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