Never run behind

Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!

Jan, 13 2012 106 chars (1 sms) 1611 views Funny

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There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !

Pehle Dedar...

Pehle Dedar... Phir Yaar... Phir Ikraar... Phir Pyaar... Phir Intezar... Phir Takrar... Uske baad Sari Mehnat Bekar... At Last aur Ek Devdas in the Beear Bar.

In the corridor

In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...

Do u know wat is

Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...

Patni=Suno ji

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First the engagement

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Man holding woman's

Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Q :- How do you

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Red Rose: Luv Yelloe

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Q: What kind of

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

It is difficult to

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

Don't take life

Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh warna.. Log bolenge "ghr kalyug hai, aajkal cartoon b nahi haste"

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