SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.

SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..." "Boley to....... Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta".

Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.

I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies? A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies & Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.

Someone asked me about ur age. Well, I said: “The way u dress-19, ur skin-15, the way u speak-20, the way u walk-18. in total u look 72 years old.

Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki, Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai , Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai...Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!

ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it"s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I"m playing cards and we"ve misplaced the JOKER."""

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!