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Never run behind
Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!
  
Jan, 13 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     1232 views       Funny

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Eating rotten fruit
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Vo kaun hai?
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A small argument betwn
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In the corridor
In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...
Wife:Yester-night I
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A Love Letter from
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When i was sad
When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai
10% of road accidents
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Flirting is the only
Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references
All married men
All married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her
How can one reduce
How can one reduce consumption of alchol? Before marriage drink only on days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r happy.
Kabhi kisi ladki se
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