A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!

Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"

What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile

Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!

Everyone says ''Behind Every successful Men There is a Woman''..But oly few of them knows d true fact is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

Its RAININ these days & m sure u must b vry happy. U mst b feelin lik go out, drench urself,sing songs, splash watr & hav fun. Rite? EvRy Frog feels d same!!

Life is difficult,full of trials,sorrow,pain,but if u fall down,just stand up straight be confident & say .....+*+**DHAKKA KISNE MARA BE**+*+.....

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.

All married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her