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Never run behind
Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!
  
Jan, 13 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     1324 views       Funny

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Why do men spend
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When sadness fills
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I have started
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U cAn control ur
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You love someone..
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When you are in love
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Q: What kind of
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Husband & wife are
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Bachelors schedule Monday
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