ALCOHOLcontains FEMALE HORMONESProof:After drinkng, men gain weighttalk unnecesarilyBcome extra emotional& start fighting wthout any reason

Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance"

wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the

Wads d diff btwen Gandhi,Musharraf & Lalu?Gandhi-Didnt knw wats lie,Musharraf-Dsnt knw wads d truthLalu-Dsnt know d diff btwn lie n truth

Kash Life aisi hoti yaar .MONday ko dosti Tueday ko ikrar.WED ko pyar Thrs.ko intzar. Fri ko SHADI .SAT ko TALAK .Sun rest Monday neXT

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me

Emotional Comedy:Dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna Husband 7 layegi

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....