When sadness fills

When sadness fills
When sadness fills ur heart.. When tears flow in ur eyes.. Always remember 3 things..1. Im wit u2. U have money3. Bar is open.So lets go..
  

Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     892 views       Funny

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