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What a MARRIED
What a MARRIED man says after years of marriage,My marriage is made of TRUST and UNDERSTANDING,She dose'nt TRUST me and I don't UNDERSTAND her....
  
Jan, 13 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     1013 views       Funny

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