EYES: to look at

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EYES: to look at
EYES: to look at u.HAND: to pray for u.MIND: to remember u.HEART: to make friendship with u.and LEG: to kick u if u forget me....So alkways remeber me!!!
  
Jan, 13 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     1041 views       Funny

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