Dream makes everything

Dream makes everything
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
  

Jan, 14 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     1101 views       Funny

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