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Jan, 14 2012 79 chars (1 sms) 1888 views Funny

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2

Dreams make all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above things possible.... So, BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY

Sir to Student: What

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Har mard ki life dekho

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Ab tak meri life

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MY eyes DETECTED

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Only True frenz

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Bazu-o-mein dum

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun

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