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Jan, 14 2012     79 chars (1 sms)     2278 views       Funny

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Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. “I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.”
Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
How to catch squirrels? Its simple.. First climb tree, Second Wait there! Squirrels will come in search of you! Coz they love Nutz!
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If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4
Life is difficult,full of trials,sorrow,pain,but if u fall down,just stand up straight be confident & say .....+*+**DHAKKA KISNE MARA BE**+*+.....
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A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse
God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law
What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.