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Jan, 14 2012     79 chars (1 sms)     1937 views       Funny

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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.
Once a boy askd god: "Is it wrong 2 sleep wth a girl b4 marriage?" God replied: "No, it's not,but d problm is dat u rascles don't sleep!"
Yesterday I decided to SUICIDE...I went to railway track 2 die...& then ur msg came...I thought "Jab tere jaise log jee rahe hai to main kyon maru"..!!
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U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.
when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.