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Jan, 14 2012     79 chars (1 sms)     2281 views       Funny

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Full Form of Girl-G-Gossipe me sabse aage,I-Innocent sirf shakal se,R-Rone ki automatic machine,L-Ladai me sabki maa.
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Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense
He said.Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said.Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.
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Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
Wads d diff btwen Gandhi,Musharraf & Lalu?Gandhi-Didnt knw wats lie,Musharraf-Dsnt knw wads d truthLalu-Dsnt know d diff btwn lie n truth
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
A touching luv story A boy & a girl loved each other 1 day while talking,boy touched girl"s hand & girl in return touched boy"s hand wat a touching story! haa...haaa... :-D"
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'