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Jan, 14 2012     79 chars (1 sms)     2046 views       Funny

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U Ned Heart Ye
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5 reasons why
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A man said his
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Medical Shayari When
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wat is d diffrnce
wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!
Do u know similarity
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Marriage is a three
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A Fantastic ad in
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PJ TIME..Beat dis one
PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--
No matter how
No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

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