Thought for the day , Never cry when you are in LOVE.B’coz for thee one whom you cry, doesn’t deserve your tears.And the one who deserves it, will never let you CRY….
I mixed rum with water, I felt drunk. I mixed gin with water, I felt drunk. I mixed whisky with water, I felt drunk. I swear Ill never drink water again.
Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.
Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.
