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Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
  
Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     856 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Tcher: How Old
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Frnd1: u have
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Q. What do men
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“Me sick, no
“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Q: Why did the
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Young Son: Is it
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What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
A heart Melting
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A Grl & a Boy
A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
Boy Asks A Girl:
Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.
Teacher:2rrow thr
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English Teacher: Make
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