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Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
  
Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     928 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Do you want to
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Teachefour beautiful ladies
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A Gujju boy fillin
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Hello My son
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Lady1:"What do
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Man:I'm looking
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T'CHER:What do
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Sir:B quiet boys
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LAST NIGHT SHE
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Lady2Doc:let
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