Sir:B quiet boys

Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly

Jan, 17 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 919 views Jokes > English Jokes

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