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Wife: I hate the
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1970 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Sam to Ram:Did
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Teacher:I wish
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Man1: I do not
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He said... Do
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Teache Give An
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A girl wearing
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JUDGE:WHY did
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