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Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
  

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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
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D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free
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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.