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Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!

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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

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