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Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     2427 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A lady gave an
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One day a man
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A pathan want 2
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Lady sitting on
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I bought my wife
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