Boy: Mummy, if

Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..

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What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

An American couple had a black baby,The husband did not believe that it was his baby.H-Why is the baby black?Wife-U Hot,i Hot,Baby burnt.

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!

In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir

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