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Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     2389 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12
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Dad:Why aren't
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Son asks father
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young girl praying:
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TeacheHow come you
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Raj: Meet my
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Teacher:The best
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Sam to Ram:Did
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Boy:My Gf broke
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Girl: Do U love
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when u kiss an
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