Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..

A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”