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Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     704 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife:Wherever we
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Q: What did the
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Husband 1: Why
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Q: Why are husbands
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Hus: Do you know
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Why do bosses
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Man1: I do not
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T'CHER:What do
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Wife:Yester-night
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TEACHER : Winnie
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Lady:Is this my
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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