Boy: Mummy, if

Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..

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D bos came

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Man asks God:

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Wife:Wherever we

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“Me sick, no

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Lady sitting on

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Husband says"When

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A new Boy joins

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Boy Asks A Girl:

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