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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
  
Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1465 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man1: I do not
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I went to see the
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
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Teacher : Peter,why
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Teache"Where is
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Movie director
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Tcher: How Old
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Santa's wife dies.
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Teacher:I wish
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