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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
  
Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1566 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Husband:You know
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Man to Doc:Is
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Customer: Waiter,
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