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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
  
Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1374 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Two friends, who
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Boy: Mummy, if
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Santa's wife dies.
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TEACHER : Winnie
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Teacher:"Now,
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Judge to accused:
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