Q. What do men

Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
  

Jan, 17 2012     88 chars (1 sms)     916 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!