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Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

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What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...

A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again

Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

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