Teacher: Johny,

Teacher: Johny,
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
  

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Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.
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A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
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