Jeeto: If I die what'll

Jeeto: If I die what'll
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
  

Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1070 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: 'Delivered'
A man to santa lets to play Chess.Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes....
Santa:What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. Engineer:How would we know they were late,if we didn't have a schedule?
FreN: yar tumne school Ana kyu chhod diya? Sardayar actually mere dad keh rahe the k 1 jagah bar-bar jane se izzat kam hoti hai
banta apna mobile samundar ke pani me phekakar bolta hai, "Aja, upar aja". His friend asked, "Pani me se upar kaise ayega?".banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas. Banta Singh: Well, as you've been a good boy lately, you may keep it.
santa ko nadi paar jana tha,par samajh nahi aa raha tha kaise jaye.santa k nadi ke us paar banta dikhai diya.santa ne jor se pucha banta main us paar kaise ayun.Banta ne kaha tu us paar hi to hai.
Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast
There was A MIRROR which used to kill LIERS Frnch:I think I Dont Smoke (Killed) Americn:I think I lOVE IRAQ (kILLED) sARDAR:I Think(Killed)
Man askd Santa:why U prefer prepaid connection than postpaid?Santa: prepaid me bahut fayda hai,call k bad bill badneke bajay kuM Hota hai