Jasmeet : "Your honor

Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why ?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

Jan, 17 2012 208 chars (2 sms) 1017 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Jasmeet : "Your honor

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