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Jasmeet : "Your honor
Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why ?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
  
Jan, 17 2012     208 chars (2 sms)     1230 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Girl: Will u marry me?
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Santa khali kadahi
Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ? Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..
santa : "I saw my
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Sardar watching TV
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Santa: WHat is another
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Santa meets his old
Santa meets his old friend. Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B. Friend: Oye, iska matlab? Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.
Banta: What's the difference
Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.
Ek sardar car me
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santa orders pizza.
santa orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
1Din santa ko fansi l
1Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi. Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish. santa bola"muje fansi dete wqt mere pair upar aur sar nich Rakhna
3pupil were going on
3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga
Santa: My wedding
Santa: My wedding is going to happen. Banta: Whats the problem now.? Santa: My wife did'nt know it...!

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