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Jasmeet : "Your honor
Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why ?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
  
Jan, 17 2012     208 chars (2 sms)     1368 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardar Son: Daddy!
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Pathologist:Ye urine
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Race dekhtey hue
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Postman: I Had To
Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Santa: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
3pupil were going on
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Santa saw a man
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On a comedy show
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Sardar was writing
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Santa : We'll soon become
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Banta:Shirt K Liye
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Postman: I Had
Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This PacketSanta: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
SiName an animal
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