Jasmeet : "Your honor

Jasmeet : "Your honor
Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why ?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
  

Jan, 17 2012     208 chars (2 sms)     964 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
santa library me 2 3 ghante bUk padke bola.SO BORING,so many characters bt no story.Thn librarian says, Sardarji this is telephn dirctry.
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
Race dekhtey hue Santa ne dosrey se pocha:Inaam kis ko milega?Banta:Sab se agey waley ko!Santa:Toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey he?
A Sardar saw a very high BSNL tower & Redlight glowing on d top & said "India is developing fast,see there are traffic signals 4 Aeroplane
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!
santa ko nadi paar jana tha,par samajh nahi aa raha tha kaise jaye.santa k nadi ke us paar banta dikhai diya.santa ne jor se pucha banta main us paar kaise ayun.Banta ne kaha tu us paar hi to hai.
Santa ki patni ne santa se boli aap hazaro me ek hai. santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 koun hai?
How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Santa: Aaj Mera beta first class me aaya..MasteVery gud.. Kisme aaya??Santa: "RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN" me aaya..