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Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A. The noise gave him a headache.

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Teacher : Maine tumhe kutte pe essay likhne kaha tha, Kahan likha? Sardar: Sir, kya karta jaise hi kutte pe pen rakhta tha,wo bhag jata tha..

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Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A. The noise gave him a headache.

Santa rail mein susu karne gaya, vapis aane par wife aapka pajama gila kaise hua? santa vaha likha tha,sharir ka koi bhi angh bahar na nikale.

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