Ek truck dusre truck ko khinckar le ja rha tha, ye dekkar sardar haskar lotpot hoke gir pada, aur bola ek rassi ka tukda uthakar le jane ke liye 2-2 truck..

Teacher : Why u didn't do ur homework ?Sardar : i am in hostel how can i do home work ?''

Santa Public Toilet Gaya OR 1Hour Bad Nikla Baher Betha Jamadar Bola:20 Rs Santa:Jij man Main Bathroom Me Betha ThaCYBER CAFE Me nhi

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ?Banta Replies: Yaar Duur Ka Rishtedaar Tha Bechaara . .

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!

Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child. Banta: Is it ! Why ? Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months

Sardar Opened A AutoMobile Service Center. But not Even a Single Vehicle Came there... Y..? 'Bcoz He Started the Shop on Third Floor..

Sardar was busy removing a wheel 4m his auto.A man ask sardar Yr u removing a wheel 4m ur auto.sardar :can u read parking for 2 wheeler

santa Singh had been standing in the middle of his field (farm) for a long time. While passing by Santa Singh asked him what he was doing. Banta replied, 'I heard those who are outstanding in their field are awarded the Nobel prize. So I waiting for mine!