Notice in aSex

Notice in aSex
Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...
  

Jan, 19 2012     92 chars (1 sms)     1497 views       Naughty

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A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"
Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market?? Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew... The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),
Recent sex survey report : 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% Say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say "quick, my husband may come home anytime!"
Srdr biwi k offce gaya dekha wo boss ki god me baithkr dctatin le rai hai. Gusse me bola: Uth santo, aisi jgah kam nahi krna jhan staf k lie kursi bhi na ho.
Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye
Chemistry ki class me.Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day
Santa:Daddy maine biwi ko sms Kiya k mai rat ko aaunga rat ghar aaya to BIWI kisi or k sath soyi thiDaddy:ho sakta h usko SMS na mila ho.
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.
Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam
Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened when she married a Prince? Because she found out that "not every Ruler has twelve inches"
What is diffrnce betwn "Aadmi" aur "Aaurat". Aaurat ek hi Aadmi se bahut saari ummide karti hai aur Aadmi bahut saari aurato se ek hi ummid karta hai ;-
Deepa Mehta made a film on lesbians & named it 'Fire'. Now she is making another film on homosexuals. Can u guess the name......'Backfire'