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TeacheWhat should be in a book to make it a best seller?Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

most of d girls r like an Internet Virus: they ENTER ur Life SCAN ur pockets TRANSFER money EDIT ur mind DOWNLOAD their problems DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4EVER

A famous sex

A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"? Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON.."

Santa on KBCAmitabh

Santa on KBCAmitabh- For 10 lacs, what is the colour of ur wifeA's panty?Santa Can I use my life line Phone a friend?

Mallika's T-shirt

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

July is the month

July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":

A Boy got Job

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi

Woman complaining

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."

What is diffrnce betwn

What is diffrnce betwn "Aadmi" aur "Aaurat". Aaurat ek hi Aadmi se bahut saari ummide karti hai aur Aadmi bahut saari aurato se ek hi ummid karta hai ;-

Touch it gentlyPut

Touch it gentlyPut ur finger inside If da hole is big put three fingersRub it up & down gentlythat's the right way of wash glass

Earlier bosses used

Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.

Judge: You are Accused

Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461, Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461? Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainment Tax.

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