Notice in aSex

Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...

Jan, 19 2012 92 chars (1 sms) 1754 views Naughty

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We all spend so much money for buying clothes but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!

Ek bus me ladko or ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls-hum tumko haraa kar dikhayenge.Boyz-hum haar gaye,chalo ab dikhao..

Jab DEKHU Toh

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

1commerce Wali

1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega

ACCIDENTS TAKE

ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME. Pls Wear CONDOM & HELMET On Ur Appropriate Heads During "Respective DRIVINGS"

SAAS:Aane do bete

SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut BAHU:Koi faida nahi SAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.

:A beautiful girl

:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study

TeacheWhat should

TeacheWhat should be in a book to make it a best seller?Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA

STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI HAI KYA? TEACH:BILKUL NAHI.'STUDENT: AAP KI BETI FALTU ME DARTI HAI..

Woman complaining

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."

Difference between Good

Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot.

HUSBAND-Shall v

HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite WiFE-Xcellent Idea,U Stand At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes & I'll Lie oN D SoFA & Watch DTV

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