Notice in aSex

Notice in aSex
Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...
  

Jan, 19 2012     92 chars (1 sms)     1343 views       Naughty

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Santa on long Tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual happens at home.Banta SMSs after a month,"Man who comes TO UR HOME daily, didn't come 2day"-
11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana. FruitselleI m not selling less than 12 bananas. 1girl said 'le le yaar,1 kha lenge.'
Sardarni came naked to serve halwa to guests.Sardar screamed: what r u doing? Sardarni: Cooking book mein likha tha "serve HOT without DRESSING..!!"
Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!
Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."
A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"
Comparison of a CHOCOLATE n a KISS... 1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY, 3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE 4-More enjoyable when NO one IS WATCHING...
What is Fashion Designing? Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!
ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME. Pls Wear CONDOM & HELMET On Ur Appropriate Heads During "Respective DRIVINGS"
Recent sex survey report : 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% Say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say "quick, my husband may come home anytime!"
Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye
Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.