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Jan, 19 2012 92 chars (1 sms) 1456 views Naughty

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Ek bus me ladko or ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls-hum tumko haraa kar dikhayenge.Boyz-hum haar gaye,chalo ab dikhao..

Earlier bosses used

Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.

'lovers went 2

'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND

Santa on KBCAmitabh

Santa on KBCAmitabh- For 10 lacs, what is the colour of ur wifeA's panty?Santa Can I use my life line Phone a friend?

What is diffrnce betwn

What is diffrnce betwn "Aadmi" aur "Aaurat". Aaurat ek hi Aadmi se bahut saari ummide karti hai aur Aadmi bahut saari aurato se ek hi ummid karta hai ;-

A famous sex

A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"? Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON.."

HUSBAND-Shall v

HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite WiFE-Xcellent Idea,U Stand At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes & I'll Lie oN D SoFA & Watch DTV

SAAS:Aane do bete

SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut BAHU:Koi faida nahi SAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.

Mom told her

Mom told her daughter of 17yrs Beta its time that we must discuss abt sex. Daughter told OK MOM WHAT U WANT TO KNOW abt sex?

Sardar- i divorced

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!

Failure is not

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-

We all spend

We all spend so much money for buying clothes but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!

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