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1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega

Jan, 19 2012 160 chars (1 sms) 1132 views Naughty

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AIDS AWARENESS:"Try

AIDS AWARENESS:"Try different positions with d same woman instead of same position with different women.

1 day as I

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

Mallika's T-shirt

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.

Ek bus me ladko

Ek bus me ladko or ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls-hum tumko haraa kar dikhayenge.Boyz-hum haar gaye,chalo ab dikhao..

Chemistry ki class

Chemistry ki class me.Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day

'lovers went 2

'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND

:A beautiful girl

:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study

July is the month

July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":

The First Month

,The Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a Skirt As Salary Second Month?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He RAISED Th e Salary!!

Failure is not

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-

Difference between Good

Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot.

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