1commerce Wali

1commerce Wali
1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
  

Jan, 19 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     1852 views       Naughty

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In breast stroke swiming competition French woman came 1st & English woman came 2nd. Our Banto came last. She complained - its unfair, those 2 used their arms !
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"
Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market?? Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew... The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),
Sardarni came naked to serve halwa to guests.Sardar screamed: what r u doing? Sardarni: Cooking book mein likha tha "serve HOT without DRESSING..!!"
July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":
HOW Do You SAY-'TOPLESS' in URDU…???????????????Ans:-KHULE AAM…
most of d girls r like an Internet Virus: they ENTER ur Life SCAN ur pockets TRANSFER money EDIT ur mind DOWNLOAD their problems DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4EVER
Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.
Missing U is nt a game 2 play,missing U is not a word 2 say,missing U does nt start in April nd end in May,missing U is a pain dat i fel every day…
College Girl At Fee Counter - Sir, Meri Le Lo !Sir- 2 Min Ruko. Aram Se Le Lunga.Girl- Are Jaldi Le Lo, Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mere Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai.
Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"