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1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega

Jan, 19 2012 160 chars (1 sms) 1236 views Naughty

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A Boy got Job

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi

:A beautiful girl

:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study

Sardarni came

Sardarni came naked to serve halwa to guests.Sardar screamed: what r u doing? Sardarni: Cooking book mein likha tha "serve HOT without DRESSING..!!"

Raat ko sirf 3

Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai:-bhut insan ko darane k liye...Machar insan ko satane k liye...& husband aur wife insan ko banane kliye.

Signboard outside

Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"

Earlier bosses used

Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.

What is diffrnce betwn

What is diffrnce betwn "Aadmi" aur "Aaurat". Aaurat ek hi Aadmi se bahut saari ummide karti hai aur Aadmi bahut saari aurato se ek hi ummid karta hai ;-

'lovers went 2

'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND

HUSBAND-Shall v

HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite WiFE-Xcellent Idea,U Stand At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes & I'll Lie oN D SoFA & Watch DTV

Why was the

Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened when she married a Prince? Because she found out that "not every Ruler has twelve inches"

The First Month

,The Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a Skirt As Salary Second Month?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He RAISED Th e Salary!!

We all spend

We all spend so much money for buying clothes but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!

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