What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.
An actress was filling up a form.There was a column in d form where 1 was required to state martial status.Married/unmarried.And she wrote:occasionally married
Santa on long Tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual happens at home.Banta SMSs after a month,"Man who comes TO UR HOME daily, didn't come 2day"-
Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bani BILLI Ko Ladka Ghurne Laga.Girl: Kabhi BILLI Nahi Dekhi Kya?Boy: BILLI To Dekhi Par Billi Ko DUDH Ki Rakhwali Karte Pehli Bar Dekha.
Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it
Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""
Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam
