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1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega

Jan, 19 2012 160 chars (1 sms) 1407 views Naughty

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Doctor,s wife

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'lovers went 2

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Sardar- i divorced

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An actress was

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Mallika's T-shirt

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