1commerce Wali

1commerce Wali
1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
  

Jan, 19 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     1363 views       Naughty

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