1commerce Wali

1commerce Wali
1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
  

Jan, 19 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     1973 views       Naughty

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Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot.
Sardr ka beta 5th me fail hua to 4th me aya,4th me fail hua to 3rd me aya.To sardar ghar pe apni biwi sebola-Apni salwar,panty tight karle,wo vapas aa raha hai
Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market?? Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew... The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),
In breast stroke swiming competition French woman came 1st & English woman came 2nd. Our Banto came last. She complained - its unfair, those 2 used their arms !
Santa:Daddy maine biwi ko sms Kiya k mai rat ko aaunga rat ghar aaya to BIWI kisi or k sath soyi thiDaddy:ho sakta h usko SMS na mila ho.
Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"
Recession in the world is so bad & serious that majority of the people have started sleeping with their own wives.
An actress was filling up a form.There was a column in d form where 1 was required to state martial status.Married/unmarried.And she wrote:occasionally married
Viagra Aur GOVERMENT OFFICE Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Simple....., dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye Ek Ghanta khada rakhte hai.
Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha
Sardarni came naked to serve halwa to guests.Sardar screamed: what r u doing? Sardarni: Cooking book mein likha tha "serve HOT without DRESSING..!!"
,The Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a Skirt As Salary Second Month?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He RAISED Th e Salary!!