1commerce Wali

1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega

Jan, 19 2012 160 chars (1 sms) 1234 views Naughty

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Missing U is nt

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most of d girls

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