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1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega

Jan, 19 2012 160 chars (1 sms) 1647 views Naughty

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HEIGHT OF D0UBLE

HEIGHT OF D0UBLE MEANING: DAD went to school to get son's report card.DAD: Mam kab dengi aap?MAM: Periods khatam hone ke baad.. :-)

'lovers went 2

'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.

Ladki ke T-

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AIDS AWARENESS:"Try

AIDS AWARENESS:"Try different positions with d same woman instead of same position with different women.

A Boy got Job

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi

Q: What is the difference

Q: What is the difference b/w a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?A: One is trying to die....... the other is dying to try!

Santa's Wife To

Santa's Wife To Santa Ager Duniya Sirf 30 Min Me Khatam Horahi Ho To Ap Kia Karna Chahogey?Santa Off Course"Sex"Santa's Wife Aur Baqi K 29 Mins

The First Month

,The Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a Skirt As Salary Second Month?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He RAISED Th e Salary!!

A girl enters a

A girl enters a bar & sits next 2 a Sardar. She offers him a beer n says, i am roopali,roops 2 u. He smiles n says i am Ballwinder,Balls 2 u!!

Mom told her

Mom told her daughter of 17yrs Beta its time that we must discuss abt sex. Daughter told OK MOM WHAT U WANT TO KNOW abt sex?

HOW Do You SAY

HOW Do You SAY-'TOPLESS' in URDU…???????????????Ans:-KHULE AAM…

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