If you follow me,

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

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It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Oppositesattract and

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

Power gravitates

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

All the power

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Those who trust

Those who trust us educate us.

Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

Youcan't turn back

Youcan't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.

Take yourlife into

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

The wicked are

The wicked are not always clever, nor are dictators always right.

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