Naari ke chakkar

Naari ke chakkar
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari, Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari..... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari
  

Jan, 23 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     3323 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.
Ladkiyo ki Adda hume pasand nhiLAdkoiyo se BAte hume pasand nhiWoto Ane wale BAchcho ki Jid H ke MUMMY chahiyeWArna hume shAdi pAsAnd nhi
Hum SmS karte hain to Woh Samajhte hain ki hume Aadat hain Paise Udaane ki. Lekin Woh Nadaan Kya Samajhe ki Ye bhi Apni Ek Adaa hai rishte nibhane ki..
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
Na Moh na Maya hai, Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.. Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA, NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai...
SMS dosto ko itne kiye ki hum jeet gaye sMs ki race. Mobile bhi unka pareshaan hoke kehne laga : NO SPACE NO SPACE..!
God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash, Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet, is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na uthao, . "MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
Kisi ne DIL badal liya, Kisi ne DHADKAN badal li, Aap ke paas kuchh bhi nahi thaa badalne ko,To aapne Mandir me jaakar CHAPPAL badal lee
E dost tu bhi likha kar shayri Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega Log phekainge anday tematar, To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega.