Hindi Jokes SMS Messages279 messages

Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad) Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)
PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai...
Why r Doctor's prescriptions imposible 2 read?Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d chemist-'Maine patient ko loot liya,ab teri baari hai'. Cheer up.Smile.
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.
Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
Ek aadmi BLOOD k bare me book padh raha tha. Wife ne pucha-kyu aaj ye padh rahe ho? aadmi-Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai
ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.
Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sanbhal k bat kro
One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock..! why...?? bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head
Bikhari Ne Fone Kia! Hello Taj Hotel? Ha Ji 1Pizza 1Biryani 1RasMalai Bhej Do Taj:Kiske Nam Se Bheju Sir Bhikari:Allah K Nam Pe Bhejde Baba
Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!