All tragedies are

All tragedies are
All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..
  

Jan, 13 2012     81 chars (1 sms)     759 views       Funny

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No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
Ever since I met u I learn lots of thing 4rm u.I did not understand how n why. Den 2dy I heard"THE WISE PEOPLE LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS"!!
If ever in your life, youre very sad & lonely& feel that you have lost everything. Ill come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge .. & show you where to jump!!!
What is d height of Flirting?........When ur LUV letter starts withTO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.
MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.
Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh warna.. Log bolenge "ghr kalyug hai, aajkal cartoon b nahi haste"
AYZAZYPZYKYZA TYZIZYMZYE BYZAZYRZYBZYAZYAZYD KZYAZYRZY NZYA TZYHZYA KYZAYZR DZYIYYA. ONLY Y AND Z KO ERASE KARO AUR PADHO. ITS INTERESTING.THANK U.
To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.
KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI?? MONDAY KO DOSTI TUES. KO PYAAR, WED KO INTEZAR, THU KO IKRAR, FRI KO SHADI, SAT KO TALAAQ, SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!!
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.