Tip to reduce alcohal

Tip to reduce alcohal
Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"
  

Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     820 views       Funny

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Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha