It is difficult to

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

Jan, 13 2012 109 chars (1 sms) 673 views Funny

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All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

If paper is vry tuf

If paper is vry tuf in an xam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say "Dis is very intresting subject, I want 2 study once more"

God:I cant be

God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

Hey, I just got

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

I Wrote your

I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya

Life is really funny

Life is really funny..We dont love the person who loves us and our loved one can never be ours..No one can unlock this puzzle..Its sounds funny but its real!:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL!….

************** Kya bindas

************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************

I ve written nice

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far

I finally got my past

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

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