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Why do women
Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?
  
Jan, 13 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     920 views       Funny

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Telling A Lie Is
Telling A Lie Is A Fault 4 A Little Child,An Art 4 A Lover, An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor & 4 A Married Man It's A Matter Of Survival..
Lost in a zoo
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If u r married
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It is difficult to
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
when words fail
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************** I like watching
************** I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! **************
If u r stressed,
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Hello, this is GOD
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
God:I cant be
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Qu - What makes
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Slogan written on a bald man's
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