Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...

Apni raah par badhte chalo,kisi ki parwa mat karo,jahan dil kahe wahan chalo,jo aage hai unse aage niklo, tabhi tum ache Rickshawala banoge

A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.

All married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

if I was a Painter u wud b myPaintng if I was an Authoru wud b my Story if I was a Poetu wud b myPoem bt un4tunatly I'm a Cartoonist.

Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.

Some one.......miss u......needs u.......worry s about u....lonely without u....guess who....? monkey in the zoo...Ha Ha Ha

Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.

Wife se love kro,No life wthout wifeWife achhi hoti hai use pyar krna chahiye.Wife k prati wafadar aur imandar raho"WIFE KISKI HAI?"does not matter

Wat is difference between poison n Alcohol?If u drin alcohol,u wil dance arnd people..If u drink poison,ppl will dance arnd u!