Why does a man

Why does a man
Why does a man with a broken heart not need General Knowledge????Bcoz"Jab Dil hi toot gaya, to 'G.K.' kya karenge..."
  

Jan, 13 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1206 views       Funny

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Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,
SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..." "Boley to....... Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta".
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
Aik Mandir main buri neeyat wale gayab ho jate hai. Amitabh gya wog gayab, Hrithik gya woh gayab,Akshay gya woh gayab, Aishwarya gai Bhagwan gayab?
Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law
All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..
************** Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile, Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU, Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile. **************
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************
Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense