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Why does a man
Why does a man with a broken heart not need General Knowledge????Bcoz"Jab Dil hi toot gaya, to 'G.K.' kya karenge..."
  
Jan, 13 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1025 views       Funny

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Great Calculation: Only
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A Noble Award winner
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I finally got my past
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!
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Ever since I
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When u read my
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