What men want?

What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.

Jan, 13 2012 152 chars (1 sms) 972 views Funny

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Tum kya jaano

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Attitude of girls

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Which is d most

Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

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once a ant and

once a ant and a mosquito married. but on I night mosq was sitting with tears outside the room why??????because ant has switched on the Goodnight mat.

TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE

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Question-What is the

Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."

so Sweet is ur

so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see…how Sweetly I LIE

A student asked 2

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I want to Share

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I think drinking

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

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