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What men want?
What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.
  
Jan, 13 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     952 views       Funny

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Q :- How do you
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Why does a man
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U love sumone.
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Darde dil me gam
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
Forest king Virappan
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The japanese hav
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The wise never
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
An engineering student
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
kya aap ko
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Wife- i will die
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

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