Press Down if

Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

Jan, 14 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 681 views General

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If u hide, i’ll seek

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God Askd me God Askd me

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The two dangerous

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