SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands, but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing? SANTA: U have written here "WASH BASIN."

SaNTA My mobile bill how much? Centre girl: Just dial 123 to know ur current bill. SANTA Stupid,not current bill My mobile bill..

Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him. Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor ? Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.

Napolean:"In my dictionary there's no word called "IMPOSSIBLE" Sardar:"Abi bolne se kya faida,jab kharida tabi barabar dekhna chahie na.

TEACHER : you call your mother as MUM.. what will you call your mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM...

Sardar ki maa mar gayi. 1admi-ma mujhe b lejati. 2-4aur bole-ma hume b lejati. Sardar-Chup hojao Saalo,ma kya sumo karke gayi he kya?

Mam: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam AayeSanta: Par Mam Exam Me Na Aap Humare Kaam Aati Hai Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Deti Hai

santa orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

santa goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon santaji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; santa replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he had fared. He replied, "Exam was okay, except for the past tense of 'think'. I thought, thought, thought and at last, I wrote 'thunk'

Before taking capsules banta cuts both ends of the capsules.Do u know why? To avoid side effects......

santa: yaar kal mene tujhe kitne call kiye, lekin tune phone kyu nahi uthaaya?banta: kyu uthaaun?30 Rs. deke jo gaana lagwaaya hai, wo kya tera baap sunega