santa gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.Hospital gaye to Dr. ne kaha k 'TEST'honge,Santa: Inki umar zyada hai, TEST nahi 1 DAY ya T-20 karwa lo

BANTA was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when SANTA r asked him, O Banta singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, banta singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Sardar has got a job of traffic police,But He was dismissed on the 1st day why?Becoz he fined an ambulance 4 overspeed.

Santa Ne ek Makkhi Pakdi aur Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja! Mkkhi Nahi Udi ! Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Mkkhi K Pnkh Tod Do 2 Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it? SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.

A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!

Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."

DAKU-TERA NAAM KYA HAI.LADY-RITA. DAKU-MERI BEHANKA NAAM BI RITA THA.JA TUJE MAF KIYA.DAKU-TERA KYA NAAM HAI?SANTASANTA,PAR PYARSE LOGMUJE RITA KEHTE HAI.