Santa: Gud news

Santa: Gud news
Santa: Gud news hai banta Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.Banta: Wow, great Kab?Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
  

Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1235 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
Sardar dials a no. and a girl picks up the phone.Sardar says: kaun?Girl: main geeta,aap kaun?Sardamain guru granth sahib.
santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Ek Sardar Ne god Se Pucha:Kya Mai Agle Janam Me Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?God Ne Jawab Diya,ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti..
Santa was busy removing wheels from his car Banta: Pahiye kyun khol rahe ho? Santa: Anpadh gawaar! Dikhta nahi kya Samne likha hai-Parking for 2 wheelar
Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Santa-Ghar me aag Lag gayi Banta-Mujhe kya?Santa-Bewkuf, tere ghar me Lgi he Banta-To tujhe kya?
Santa 2 Bill Gates:Sir,How is it tht ur name is Gates bt u r selling WINDOWS
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Lil Banta: I'd never go to either place again!
TEACHER : you call your mother as MUM.. what will you call your mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM...