Why couldn't the santa

Why couldn't the santa
Why couldn't the santa write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which "one" comes first...
  

Jan, 17 2012     91 chars (1 sms)     1196 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa to Papa- Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai?Papa-kahi bhagwan unhe pehchan k Autograph na maang le
Two sardars sat in a double decker bus, 1 up and 1 down. The above one came running down. Another asked Why are u coming down? Sardar replied : There was no driver above.....
Boss-Apki Shadi Ho Gai Santa-:yes,1 Ladki se Hui Hai Boss-:Shaadi to Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai Santa-:NoMeri Behan Ki to Ladke Se Hui Hai !!
Once a sardar goes to a cloth store. He said to the owner bhai indian flag dikhana... Shopkeeper shows him some flags. Sardarji looks at them and thinks for a while and says something.........bhai isme aur colours dikhana!!!
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
Sardar apni biwi ko Dr. Ke pas dikhane le gaya, Aur Dr. Ko khub mara, sabne pucha kya hua Sardarji. Sardar bola, Dr. Bolta hai meri biwi ka BP dekhna hai
SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta
Santa put his pencil in a bottle of HORLICKS!Why?Why..?He wantd 2 make it TallerStronger &Sharper....
Santa & Banta are discussing.Santa: If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep.Banta: With me its the opposite. If i sleep, i can't drink Coffee..
Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
SANTA: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? BANTA: Suicide karne ke liye SANTA: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? BANTA: Kahin infection na ho
Santa: JALDI KAR KHIDKI SE KOOD, POLICE AA RAHI HAI.Banta: LEKIN YE 13've MANZIL HAI.Santa: YE SHAGUN-APSHAGUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI