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Santa was driving car
Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him. Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor ? Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
  
Jan, 17 2012     184 chars (2 sms)     1150 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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