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Santa was driving car
Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him. Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor ? Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
  
Jan, 17 2012     184 chars (2 sms)     1211 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa: What is my exam
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Santa & his wife buy
Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
Taxi Driver- petrol
Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja sakti.Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge
Banta: Marte waqt
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Santa & banta sending
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Santa :-Yaar Banta
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1day santa had
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Santa har sunday
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A Sardar puts
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Santa asks his new
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What frustrated Banta
What frustrated Banta when his wife gave birth to twins ? He wonders who is the father of the second son!

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