santa dies due to lighting

santa dies due to lighting and his dead body is found smiling. God asks Why? He replies, “Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.”

Jan, 17 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 877 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’

Sardar ko peete dkh American bola: aapne daru me Pani b nahi dala?SARDAAbe hum Sardar h, itna paani to DARU dekh kar hi Muh me aa Jata Hai

Sardar Son: Daddy! My stomach is paining. Sardar:That's because your stomach is empty. Sardarson: Oh! Now I understand Why you always have headache.

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

TeacheA ke baad kya aata hai? Santa thinks hard & then says: Kya bolti tu

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? banta: A teacher

Santa was standing near a street light with open mouth.man-Oye santa, wht r u doing?Santa: Doctor asked me to eat light food.

A Sardar puts lot of lipstick on his forehead..........Why?.....coz....he wants to make up his Mind

Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.

Santa-Ghar me aag Lag gayi Banta-Mujhe kya?Santa-Bewkuf, tere ghar me Lgi he Banta-To tujhe kya?

Santa: Oh god! Please make New York, the capital of Punjab! Banta: Why are you praying so? Santa: Bcz, that is what I have written in the exam

Teacher: Why are you late? santa: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? santa: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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