santa dies due to lighting

santa dies due to lighting and his dead body is found smiling. God asks Why? He replies, “Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.”

Jan, 17 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 891 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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