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bantaji went 2 bank
bantaji went 2 bank 4 account opening. He took 1 form and went to Delhi 4 filling up the form. Do u no y ? Bcoz in the form he saw "write in capital"!!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     673 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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