Santa goes to hotel

Santa goes to hotel & orders fried fish. Waiter : Sir, French or Spanish?? Santa : Jo marji hai le aa, Maine kaunsi baatein karni hai

Jan, 17 2012 133 chars (1 sms) 1346 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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