Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he had fared. He replied, "Exam was okay, except for the past tense of 'think'. I thought, thought, thought and at last, I wrote 'thunk'
Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
CID- Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk? SardaSir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature for you.
Sante ne apne nave jame bache nu goddi ch chukiya. Thodi der bad bache ne Susu kar ta. Santa nurse nu bolia: Bibi eh piece leek karda hai badal ke leya. . .
