Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

Adversity attracts the man of character. He seeks out the better joy, responsibility.

Evil alone has oil for every wheel

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

Theterm up has no meaning apart from the word down. The term fasthas no meaning apart from the term slow. In addition, such termshave no meaning even when used together, except when confined to a veryparticular situation... most of our language about the

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.