If you could kick

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Democracy is the art of

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

Creation is only the

Creation is only the projection into form of that which already exists.

Thetime to repair the

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

Prayrer changes

Prayrer changes things by changing people.

No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

To live is, in itself,

To live is, in itself, avalue judgement. To breathe is to judge.

We have no more

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it

Trust exists; only

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

Adversityis the

Adversityis the foundation of virtue.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

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