If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

To like and dislike the same thing, that is, indeed, friendship.

A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

To exaggrerate is to weaken.

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down,so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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