If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Jan, 21 2012 108 chars (1 sms) 1019 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

A gem is not

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.

Whatlies behind

Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.

My green thumb

My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

Thego-between wears

Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.

Power never takes

Power never takes a back step only in the face of morepower.

A lost battle is a

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

Speechis human, silence

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Living is the art

Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

Power consists in

Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with thepurpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

If you could kick

more Quotes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages