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If you could kick
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
  
Jan, 21 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     980 views       Quotes

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Power is not a means,
Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.
No doctor is
No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.
We mustbe part of
We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.
The highest pleasure
The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour
You don'trun twenty
You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
Life, Like a child,
Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.
Onlywhen all contribute
Onlywhen all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire.
Life is progress
Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.
We often pardon
We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.
The young man
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
There is all the
There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.
Thefirst principle of
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

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