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If you could kick
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
  
Jan, 21 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     910 views       Quotes

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He who asks
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.
Most ofour so-
Most ofour so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.
Whenour knowing
Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.
Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Stoppingat third base
Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.
There'sno need to
There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.
Nature gave women
Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.
Do not wrong
Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.
It is easier to be
It is easier to be brave from a safe distance.
Reasonguides but a
Reasonguides but a small part of man, and the rest obeys feeling, true or false,and passion, good or bad.
As contagion of
As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion oftrust can make trust.
Theeasiest, the most
Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.

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