If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Nostrength within, no respect without.

The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

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