The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

Prayer changes things by changing people.

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.

Philosophy may describe unreason, as it may describe force; it cannot hope to refute them.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Thedifficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather toknow it.

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.