If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

If anenemy is

If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Everyone speaks well

Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.

Peopledo not seem

Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.

Adam and Eve had

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

No matter how good

No matter how good the idea of the other fellow may be, there is always a better one !

Two prisonerswhose cells

Two prisonerswhose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on the wall. Thewall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Old men are dangerous

Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

Buying ischeaper

Buying ischeaper than asking.

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