Everyoneis kneaded out

Everyoneis kneaded out

Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

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There are always

There are always two forces warring against each other within us.

Timinghas a lot to

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Fortune makes a fool

Fortune makes a fool of him whom she favours too much

The onesure way

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Tolerance that accepts

Tolerance that accepts merits as the most natural thing in World is the highest applause.

Genius is a long impatience.

Genius is a long impatience.

Discord gives a relish to concord.

Discord gives a relish to concord.

Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

Remember not only

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

It's the job that'

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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