A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.

Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.

The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.

There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind

The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.