Standingin the middle

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

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Takeadvantage of the

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

Everybody thinks of

Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

Whenever I hear

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Life is like a mirror

Life is like a mirror. smile at it, and it is charming; frown at it, and it becomes sinister.

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Afanatic is a person

Afanatic is a person who can’t change his mind and won’t change.

In themiddle of every

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

The nice thing

The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

Given afair wind,

Given afair wind, we will negotiate our way into the Common Market, head held high,not crawling in. Negotiations? Yes. Unconditional acceptance of whateverterms are offered us? No.

When you hear

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

Every man has the

Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".

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