Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

Only the educated are free.

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Necessitynever made a good bargain.

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.