The major cause

The major cause

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

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Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Embracingconflict can

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

Let not thy will

Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

Chances happens to

Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Kindwords do not

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

Theability to speak

Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

Don'tconsider your

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Buying ischeaper

Buying ischeaper than asking.

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