The major cause

The major cause

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

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One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

Parents these days

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

Life, Like a child,

Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.

One whodoes not

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

It is less dangerous

It is less dangerous to treat most men badly than to treat them too well.

A book, like a landscape

A book, like a landscape, is a state of consciouness varying with readers.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Thereis no such

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

All the power that

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

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