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Umeedo ki manzil
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
  
Jan, 23 2012     130 chars (1 sms)     1122 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Arz Kiya hai :
Arz Kiya hai : Inki gaaliyon ke chakkar kaat kat kar kutte hamare yaar ho gaye Wo to hamare ho na sake hum kutto ke SARDAAR ho gaye.
Asmaan pe jitne
Asmaan pe jitne sitare ha iAnkho mai jitne ishare hai(wah wah)Samandar ke jitne kinare hai Utne hi screw dhele tumhare hai(ab bolo wah wah)
Zamane bher ki
Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.
1 SArdar k 20
1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!
Krishna K Kadmo
Krishna K Kadmo Pe Kadam Badaye Chalo Ab Murli nahi Hai To Citi Bazaye Chalo Radha To Ghar Wale Dilayenge hi Mgar tab tk Gopiya Pataye Chalo
Paani ko b
Paani ko b daaru bana dete. Tere liye ROYAL STAG k tub bharwa dete.Kambhakt peete nahi tum hamare saath Warna TAJ MAHAL ko b theka bana dete
Socha tha harr
Socha tha harr modd pe Aap ko sMs karenge..... parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr kambhakt sadAk sidhi nikli..
Dil se tumhe
Dil se tumhe kaise mita de, Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de. Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de, Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko phod de
Ghungat mein tujhe
Ghungat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua, sangeet ka tarana hua, masti ka mastana hua, jaise hi ghungat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua!
Woh kahte he
Woh kahte he ki apka SMS churaya hua hota hai Yuto SMS ka khzana hota hai Kuch to kadar kar lo zalimon Akhir selection to HAMARA hota hai.
Hame to bidi
Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.
Vo Chum Le
Vo Chum Le 1 Bar To Aati Nahi Neend, Uski Meethi Aawaz Me Hi Raat Beet Jati Hai, Isliye YARO... Ye RISK Na UTHAO... KACHHUA Jalao MACHHAR Bhagao.

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