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SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai,Ghar me agar 3-3 saas ho to JUNGLE hi theek hai!!!!

Biology teacher-There are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases..And.."YOU'LL GET AT-LEAST ONE OF THEM IN EXAM!!"

In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu

i want 2 be wid u in a nice restaraunt in acandle light dinner and say the beautiful 3 words 'pay the bill'

5 reasons y u & me r frends:1.2.3.4.5.never search for reasons.. Gud frnds have no reasons.here's to an everlasting frendship.

In a year I’m: 365 Days Dreaming of U… 8760 hours Thinking of U… 5,25,600 Minutes Missing U… 3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U…

Deep valleys, covered rocks, 3 little words, Forget Me Not.

I am not a poet to write a lot, Just 3 little words, Forget Me not. Life is mad, life is short, remember me always, u will never sad.

A TRUE frnd is 1 who sees d 1st tear in ur eyes, catche d 2nd 1, stops d 3rd. If 4th 1 comes,thn, slaps u & says... OYE NOTANKI BAND KAR...

If A is 1, B is 2 & C is 3 then L+O+V+E is 54. F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P is 108. interesting na? Friendship is twice strong than love

7 GOLDEN RULES TO BE HAPPY. 1.Never hate, 2.Dont worry, 3.Live simple, 4.Expect little,5.Give a lot, 6.Always smile, 7.Have a friend like me.

I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings & deposited 365 days full of Love Faith & Joy ! Enjoy withdrawing

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